Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Ahhh......... Being Nice

Being Nice is also a very tiring job!! Too many questions to answers in just a short while!!

Ah Girl Vs Diva

A: What time will you done?
D: About 20 Min.
A: Someone in the Queue?
D: No this tape is done.

15 mins tranfer to be done. She pop in to check.

A: You done soon?
D: Ya.
A: Ok.
D: But someone is in the queue liao!!
A: But....But..... I ask you first leh.... how can!!
D: How i know you didnt sent your tapes in!! Next time put your tapes in for the queue. You go ask them whether can let you tranfer first a not lah!!
A: Oh.....

Again after a few more mins!!

D: Just now you tranfer, your VHS got sound a not huh?
A: Got lah. The audio cable for the TV is missing. You go check other TV if you want to confirm.
D: Which TV can use huh?
A: Anyone outside can use what!!
Finally.....................the last words i heard from her for the day..............

"Yeh.... got sound....Good"

And what running in my head is............. She remember my "NAME"............


The End

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Who Kena-ed The Silver Finger?

Who ah? What happened?

Confessions of an Ah Girl avoider

OK! I confess, today I spy her from the corner of my eye as the cab nears the recep, and i'm like, whoa, where did SHE come from? She seemed to have appeared from the other direction, not from walking up the small hill. So anyway, avoid all eye contact, delay delay coming out of cab, pay big money to cab driver despite having small change, make sure cab take its own sweet time to reach the top of the small hill so I can alight when she has clearly walked up the stairs to Recep. Then I walk slowly to the recep, despite it being 11am liao, (yeah, like m really cares she come in so 'late') and then poof, she's gone. Shit!! Where is she??? I don't want to lose sight of her and have her popping from behind, HI Mariana! that sort of thing...

Walk cautiously to the lobby with the tv sets and then faster as I approach Annex Bldg lobby. Phew, no sight of her. And then, argh!!! She gets into the lift last minute with Nat and me and you know what she does? Open the front door, almost lets it slam into Nat and me and continue walking in. Gee, thanks for holding the door loh!

Wah lau!!!

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Humour is a priceless gift

They say humour is a priceless gift in life... Probably our humour is too much for Heaven to bear. She gets on the nerves of probably the most patient person on earth...so what can we do?

For once, I want to sing a song from Sound of Music..."How do you solve the problem of Ah Girl?"

Ah Girl has been avoiding the person who got the Silver Finger ever since the Finger pointed. Well...let's see who break the silence first. She probably guilty of antagonising the Silver Finger, and is now scared of revenge.

But THAT will not stop us from "using" our humour right? For humour is a priceless gift in life...So people!!

Weird Humour in the World Unite!!

B "NICE" 2 her!!

Y all suddent she open her mouth 4 helps? not from one but more than one!!
and the help is requested not directly from her but by the others!!
cant she speak up for her own? make her own friends?
or she only know how to make enemy? and make the wrong decision?
are we really wrong to go against her.... and have fun out of her.
(Is she acting Blur and actually know what going on around her)

B "NICE" Girls B4 her golden finger is out on U!!
Some got the Sliver one already............................aih yo......

Monday, April 04, 2005

You Can Ring My Bell

With regards to the recently install doorbell at our office entrance, due to security reasons.

This card-security system will only be activated after office-hours, and those who are without their passes can't enter and would have to press the bell.

Heard the saying "curiousity kills the cat"? Many of us (including myself) have been pressing the bell for no particular reason, probably just for fun or to irritate some colleagues.

Ah Girl is very amused by the recently installed doorbell at work. Each time the bell rings, she walks out to check if she needs to open the door.

Ding dong!!!

Friday, April 01, 2005

Ah Girl Syndrome

Some classic happenings...

When giving a ride to ah girl...
Ah Girl: "You can drop me along the highway. I think there is a bus-stop there."

When talking about Makan Sutra
Ah Girl: "Who's Seetoh?"
Replied: "A kind of tofu"
Ah Girl: "Orr"